Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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