I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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