i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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