Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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