he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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