Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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