I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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