Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
Randomize
