just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
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