mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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