he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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