So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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