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i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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