i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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