I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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