She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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