I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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