i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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