Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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