Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
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