its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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