I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
two words...techno handjob
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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