Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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