the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
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