Just mADE A PArabola og urine
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
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