Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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