Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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