Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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