You're completely useless in the revolution.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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