I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I AM VODKA MAN
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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