I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
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