I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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