Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Im part way to drunk.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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