Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
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