so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
Randomize
