I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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