dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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