If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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