Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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