Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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