is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
dude. I can hear the air.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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