Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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