Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
He better not be in your backpack
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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