Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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