Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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