he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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