Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
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