i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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