i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
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