Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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