after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
