so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
It's blow job season.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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